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Monthly Archives: September 2011

Looka Dis Fuggin’ Guy


Looka dis fuggin’ guy…I understand the need to be eccentric, but come on bro. Brush your teeth and shave down those lamb chops to something socially acceptable. Anyway, you’re taking attention away from those adorable red cheeks.

 
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Posted by on September 27, 2011 in Musings

 

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Your Daily American Cliche

I believe in America. I believe in the opportunity and in the freedom that is American opportunity and American freedom. I believe in free enterprise and capitalism. I believe in pulling yourself up by your bootstraps and giving it your best go so that at the end of the day you can be satisfied that you took part in of our core American institutions.

 
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Posted by on September 24, 2011 in Musings

 

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Looka Dis Fuggin’ Guy


Looka dis fuggin’ guy…I mean, come on. The painted eyebrows? Get outta here. Oh…seeing a dentist should probably be high on your list of things to do yesterday.

 
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Posted by on September 17, 2011 in Randomness

 

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Your Daily Sports Cliche

The greats of the game will be the first to tell you when they mess up.

 
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Posted by on September 17, 2011 in Randomness

 

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Your Daily ‘Merican Cliche

I love my country. I think we are greatest country in the history of human civilization, and I just hate to see it go to waste.

 
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Posted by on September 15, 2011 in Randomness

 

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This is the Coolest Thing You Never Said

Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says, “Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.”

 
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Posted by on September 6, 2011 in Randomness

 

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Your Daily Sports Cliche

The best teams play their best when the game is on the line. When all the chips are on the table, they rise to the occasion.

 
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Posted by on September 6, 2011 in Randomness

 

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