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On This Day In History

On this day in history, October 31st of 1692 in the town of Ipswich, Massachusetts, Amy Godnobbler was convicted for being a witch. She was sentenced to death by burning at the stake at 9 am. After her death, Amy’s body descended into heaven, and after three hours it returned to the scene of her burning where she appeared to her fellow witches who at that time were also burning alive or being crushed between gigantic rocks, thus proving her claims of infinite life and the eternal redemption of all witches, ghouls, ghosts, goblins and devils ever eager to die and haunt the living. Their annual day of resurrection and celebration became Halloween. Trick or treat!

 
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Posted by on October 31, 2011 in Musings

 

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On This Day In History

On this day in history, October 30 of 1893, Peter VonderHousen- then 8 years old- picked his nose and instead of eating it, rolled it into a ball and flung it several inches into the air. This sparked a life-long amusement of picking his nose, rolling dry boogers into tight balls, and flicking them several feet into the air. When no one was looking, of course.

 
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Looka Dis Fuggin’ Guy


Looka dis fuggin’ guy…some white people are straight out fuckin’ nuts.

 
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Your Daily Sports Cliche (Broadcasters Edition)

I don’t know what destiny is, but I think I just watched it.

 
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Posted by on October 28, 2011 in Randomness

 

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Your Daily Sports Cliche (World Series Losers Edition)

You know, at the end of the day we went out there and gave it our best, and the better team won. All the credit goes to the Cardinals. It wasn’t for lack of trying or caring, but its simply that the better team won. I congratulate them, but at the same time we know what it takes to get here and we will be back.

Have you ever seen this man dance? It will make you cry tears of joy and holler "Yeash!" Seriously though, this guy is awesome.

 
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Posted by on October 28, 2011 in Randomness

 

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Your Daily Sports Cliche (World Series MVP Edition)

Everyone has good swings in the big leagues, but you’ve got to see the baseball. You see the baseball, I mean, that’s what it’s all about. You work on your swing, but its all about contact point. If I pull the ball, I pull the ball. But I’ve got to swing through the ball and its all about contact point.

How's that for a fuckin' contact point? BOOM!

 
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Posted by on October 28, 2011 in Randomness

 

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Your Daily Sports Cliche

This is what it is all about: this game. Each inning, each at-bat, each pitch. Everything that happens in this game is what you work for all throughout the year. Everything comes to a head in the last game of the year. Winners will rise to the occasion, and claim the World Series victory.

 
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