James Cameron returned from a solo mission to the deepest part of the Earth, the Mariana Trench, with a brand new 3-D version of the 1990fuckall boxoffice blockbuster starring Leo DiCraprio and Kate Winslet “The Titanic”. Asked why he would have to go to such depths to get a 3-D copy of the film after all these years, Cameron replied with the following:
“After I heard that Lucas was releasing that turd of a movie, Edposode 3, in 3-D, I knew that I could easily dust off my own butt biscuit of a flick, The Titanic, and make another dozen mill off our obdeient consumer class. Especially because Americans still want to bone Leo and Kate. Anyway, I just knew that the only place where I could find the peace and quiet I would need to work on “T3D” would be at the deepest spot on Earth so that I wouldn’t be inundated with offers and ideas about potentially block busting crap-ass action movies.”
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